In an unexpected change from typical streetwear fashion brands, Unidentified Corporation has released a 9 function Victorinox Swiss army knife for sale on their website.
The Swiss army knife features a bottle opener, blade, wire stripper, screwdrivers, nail file, key ring, toothpick, and tweezers. Everything you need to wreck a fool if they come incorrect. Or fix a hangnail.
You can grab one from the Unidentified Corporation website for a cool $35.