Ah, Valentine’s Day. Single Awareness Day. Another name I can’t think of. It’s coming up soon and you need a gift idea, because like us you’re a serial procrastinator.
Don’t worry, here are a few ideas to get your gears turning for February 14th. As an added bonus, these Valentine’s Day gifts are all under $35.
Position of the Day Playbook
The Position of the Day Playbook is a humorous compendium of over 365 different sex positions for you and your special someone to experiment with. Included with each position is an estimate of how many calories are burned, props needed to assist you, and enough space for you to write your own notes and ratings for each position.
The Let’s Screw Sterling Silver Necklace
Why be subtle when you can just come out and say what you want to say on Valentine’s Day. There’s really not much else to say about this one, fairly self-explanatory.
The Curious Bartenders Cocktail Kit Recipe Book
Everything you’ll need to set the mood on Valentine’s Day, this cocktail kit recipe book comes packed with drinks you and your date will love. Included are the 64-page guidebook itself, recipe cards, and a cocktail jigger. Don’t pass out before dessert though.
This Valentines Long Sleeve With Hearts on the Sleeve
Ah, the classic we-just-started-dating-so-gifts-can’t-be-too-serious phase. Well check out this long sleeve tee with shit like “You’ll Do”, “Hard to Love”, “Not so Sweet”, and “Number” printed on the sleeve looking like those classic heart candies you used to get from your crush in the third grade.
The Little Book of Flirting
Finally, for all you folks celebrating single awareness day, here’s a way for you to actually find a mate. Or you’re anticipating being single after waiting until today to find a gift. Either way, you’ll step your game up for next time.